So this morning, Haku, Weirdo and I decided to have breakfast together at McDonald’s. Every moment I spend with these guys is actually worthy of being documented (speaking of which, remind me to start that ZAG blog soon) but I will document this one because it involved assigning our friends to their Disney Princesses counterparts.
Yep, you read that right.
I can’t really remember how this conversation started. I think it started because I was singing the Healing Incantation song and then I remembered how Postpunk and I talked about this Disney counterpart thing yesterday after we saw the shippy Tumblr post. So anyway, I’ll just skip to the part in which we finally found our friends’ Disney counterparts. If you don’t like your counterpart, then… you don’t like your counterpart. Yep. Cool, isn’t it.
PS
If you’re not in the list please don’t hold it against us, it just means we haven’t thought of your Disney counterpart yet. Sorry. :(
The List:
- Postpunk as Arielle from The Little Mermaid (Teenager with a rebellious personality, loves fish, eternally curious, has boobs lol)
- Mystique as Mulan from Mulan (Chiners, badass, breaks the stereotype, weirdo)
- Persephone as Pocahontas from Pocahontas (loves nature, fights for her advocacies, animals love her)
- Esmeralda (lol I haven't really given her a nickname before so this works) as the Asian version of Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Her love of the Romani/bohemian lifestyle, not afraid of going after what she wants, independent—she has other friends, after all.)
- Athene as Belle from Beauty and the Beast (loves books, sacrifices herself too much, loyal, doesn’t judge people)
- Tinuviel as Princess Jasmine from Aladdin (Actually I don’t really know what Jasmine’s personality is like, but Tinuviel likes her so we just assigned her to Jasmine lol.)
- Delirium as… wait for it… Mushu from Mulan and Meg from Hercules (Apparently, Delirium makes a good troll character, so she’s going to be Mushu whilst Angie is Mulan. Cool, isn’t it? She’s also Meg because she gets to sing ‘I won’t say I’m in love’ lol. Besides, we really couldn’t find a Disney Princess who’s similar to her except for—in a way—Meg.)
- Boobs as… oh god this is another one… Ursula from The Little Mermaid (For the record, she’s a much hotter version of Ursula. We couldn’t pick a princess counterpart for her because she doesn’t really act like any of them, but we chose Ursula because she’s such a sexual character and Boobs can pull that off—what’s even better is that Boobs is hot so the sexual musical scene will be super effective. 8D)
- Me as Rapunzel from Tangled (Haku says that apparently I am Rapunzel lol. Let’s see: eternally curious teenager, dabbles into a lot of things due to boredom with a sheltered life, had long blonde hair which is now short and dark brown, bipolar, a girly tomboy if that makes sense, plus getting to hit Haku with a frying pan will be cool.)
For shame! WATCH ALADDIN! :O :))
ReplyDeleteHahaha, I loved this. :D Now who wouldn't love Disney's altered dark fairy tales and converted it into happily ever after? :))
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